John arrived home this afternoon. He stopped off first for a haircut (sounds innocent, right?). As soon as he walked in, I saw something different. Something wrong. I looked closely at the hand to his side carrying his work bag and a brown paper bag and his glasses. His glasses! In two pieces!! Are you kidding me??
Back story: John went Tuesday to pick up his new glasses. They were wrong. This makes like the third year in a row. So, they had to reorder them...another week at least.
I look at John in horror as I take the two pieces just to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing. I was. After his haircut, this ***** salesman trying to pawn off some stupid eyeglass cleaner took his glasses to "clean" them and the first stroke broke them! What a ****** ****! Really?! Luckily, he had his Rx sunglasses with him. The guy gave him samples of "That Stuff" and a rag to make up for breaking the $400 glasses! Really?!
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